I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?Yup
The importance of consent: a narrative.
I will forever reblog this gifset.
look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck
She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.
fire cannot kill a dragon.
"I loved a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairytale."
Big Fish (2003) dir. Tim Burton
GOD DAMMIT BAXLEA! Chickens do not need to be shot in the ANUS!
The worst part is the fact that I will think about this at random times and he’ll just start giggling in the back of my head…
This odd little moth that visited my moth light in Ecuador. He looks equal parts Muppet and Liberace. So cool